F is for Funny
So I went looking for some of the funnier quotes out there online.Do you have a favourite quote you'd like to share?
The only reason people get lost in thought is because it's unfamiliar territory.
"Duct tape is like the force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the world together."
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The road to success is always under construction.
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A selection from http://www.brainyquote.com/quotes/topics/topic_funny.html
A child of five would understand this. Send someone to fetch a child of five.
Groucho Marx
Be obscure clearly.
E. B. White
There cannot be a crisis next week. My schedule is already full.
Henry A. Kissinger
Any idiot can face a crisis - it's day to day living that wears you out.
Anton Chekhov
Every man dies. Not every man really lives.
William Wallace
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
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8 comments:
I love quotes, especially funny or inspirational ones. Thanks for sharing.
Thanks for the good laugh. Groucho Marx had so many funny one-liners on his television show (the 50's?) Some of the lines you included would be funnier if they weren't also so true!
Thanks for visiting my blog for the A to Z Challenge. It is truly a challenge!
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hehe, I love this! I don't have any funny quotes on the fly. These ones are great. :)
:-) Cindy, for coming by. Have a great holiday w.end.
I agree Gail, but because i liked them I included them anyway. You know what they say? 'Many a truth is spoken in jest.'
Thanks for visiting Gail. I'm glad you enjoyed these.
Thanks for posting these. I love quotes and am always glad to find ones I haven't heard before.
Thanks fo coming by Danielle.
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